Ok, for starters, I apologize for both the lack of pictures and the bitterness that follows….but here you have it. I’m continuing with the focus on the more interesting race write-ups on the weekends and just including the rides in between without any unnecessary detail. If you’re interested in my training data, let me know and I’ll send you the Sigma files ;-0
Many of you have already heard the first person account of yesterday’s mini-drama, but for everyone else I’ll relay the following saga.
I was really pscyhed to race yesterday. The course was touted as an “instant classic” by the race organizers. A 29 mile road race with 2 laps of 14 miles and change (a little longer than advertised, but a great course). The “classic” part relates to the name of the event, the “Fawn Grove Roubaix”. Roubaix is an often used homage to the French classic Paris-Roubaix, one of the hardest single day races in all of cycling history. Its a hellish race spanning ancient mud-slicked cobblestone roads, what in fact make it so great (for those of you who call yourselves cyclists but are unfamiliar ;-0). So instead of cobblestones and mud, our race had an equal portion of dirt roads, rock and dust. Instead of the French countryside, we were treated to an equally beautiful tour through southern Pennsylvania farm country. I don’t say that sarcastically either. It was a really pretty area of southern Lancaster county – an area that I’ll be seeing a ton of this spring given the 4 or 5 races I have planned up there between now and June. There was about 1200 feet of climbing per lap, and it wasn’t the false flat variety either. We had some really nice power climbs to separate the pack right from the beginning. I went out of my way to make special gear adaptations for this “instant classic” as well. We were told to bring heavy tubes, tires and wheels. So not wanting to risk my EA90s and pristine DA drivetrain on the Seven, I opted to mount up some bomber Conti GatorSkin Ultra 25s with some thicker tubes to play it safe and hopefully avoid any flats. I figured my heavy Bontrager training wheels would suck on the climbs, but would stand up to the abuse of the dirt roads just fine. So the stage was set for an awesome day of racing….Right?
Well, here’s how the race went down.
It was a neutral start, where we were led out by a motorcycle and car onto a paved road before they honked the horn signaling a pretty uneventful start. The first couple minutes were on chip and seal farm road. I quickly found myself near the back of a 60+ rider Cat 4/5 peleton given my late arrival to the starting area and some initial inattentiveness. I hadn’t pre-ridden the course, but I knew based on some start-line conversation that the first gravel/dirt road section was not even 2 miles in. I also knew that I wanted to be toward the front for that asphalt to gravel transition. I managed to make my way into the middle of the pack just before the transition. Sure enough, a rider just a few spaces up from me when down hard right as we made the turn on the dirt road. I just barely managed to slip around the traffic jam and jump in with about 20 guys that started hammering down the next section. A mile or two farther up the road, we hit a surprisingly long and steep climb. Everybody was dropping gears and crawling up the hill right from the beginning. I wasn’t gonna have any of it. I powered up the dusty gravel (think fireroad) climb in 39×21 and went from 20 something position to 3rd. I found myself cresting the climb onto a smoothly paved road with a handful of other riders who quickly formed a break. I’m almost certain there were just 4 of us, but it’s a little fuzzy at this point. So while other folks are struggling up the climb, we seized the opportunity and proceeded to hammer down the high speed rollers. We were buzzing along in the low 30s when the road steepened into a fairly high speed descent. I looked down and saw upper 40s as we quickly approached a T intersection at the bottom of the hill. I was in 2nd position at this point and the rider in front of me was blowing into the turn too fast, but just barely managed to make a left turn onto another section of gravel. I was also coming into the turn way too hot, and didn’t quite make the turn…just barely managing to stay on the bike (so much for a caution sign for those of us that hadn’t pre-ridden). I tried to downshift and veer left when I realized my chain had popped off….about the same time at which I heard skidding behind me….immediately followed by the sounds of bike and rider making contact with the road. Ouch. I was already off to the left out of the way when my adrenaline spiked upon seeing the dude go down, followed by a couple other riders pass by both me (unclipped at this point) struggling with my chain…and the rider down on the road. In retrospect, I feel a little douche baggy for not having rushed to the aide of the dude having gone down behind me….but my immediate thoughts were “that’s what the race organizers/support car/ambulance are for,” and “what the hell am I gonna do anyway”? So I got my bike shifting again…and followed the other couple of guys who had just passed me (presumably the other couple that were with us in the breakaway that hadn’t crashed.
So right away we were slogging back up a long rolling ascent. I looked back several times and thought to myself “man, I wonder if the crash scene at the intersection is gonna hold up the rest of the field as they come down that descent” and “wow, I can’t see anybody coming up the hill….we’re putting on a nice gap”.
About a mile or so up at the top of the climb we hit a 3 way intersection as I catch the lead couple of guys. The lead rider pulls over to the side, stops, and is looking around when another dude says the obvious thing we’re all realizing after having just labored up a long ass climb with nobody behind us “I think we’re off the course”.
Talk about going from podium to pissed off in about 3 seconds. A glimmer of hope remained. Could the wreck and possibility of an ambulance at the T intersection have created enough of a delay for us to double-back and then catch the peleton? We cooked back down the hill in hopes of seeing some riders at the base of the descent. There was nothing. The fallen rider presumably was able to hop back on and ride off without much assistance because in the few minutes it took us to climb up the hill, realize we were off the course, and then double back….there wasn’t a hint of a problem. My first thought was to blame it on adrenaline fueled groupthink. We all pretty much acted as lemmings following one another off the cliff. How the hell did we blow this, I wondered. 2 of the other 4 guys faded out of the picture. At this point, I’m not sure if they just doubled back toward the start line (afterall, we were only about 5-6 miles into a 14 mile lap) or what, but as I continued onto the remainder of the course in hopes of maybe, just maybe catching the peleton, I found myself with just one other guy. We vented to one another about the snafu, and continually asked ourselves where the referees or signs were….especially at a T intersection at the base of such a dangerous descent. As we cruised through the remainder of the lap, “Andrew” and I managed to reel-in a random rider or two, mostly likely other folks that had fallen off the back for any number of reasons. One thing is for sure. The course, had I been in a better frame of mind (or in contention for a podium spot), would have been a lot of fun. The dirt road sections were really gnarly and loose, with much of the stone approaching golf ball size. From what little time I was able to judge my performance against the main field….I felt tremendously confident where others were getting pretty sketchy with the bike handling.
We finished the first lap and realized after speaking with the USA cycling representative at the start area, that if we wanted our race to count toward an Cat 4 upgrade, then we’d have to finish. Talk about sh*tty. There’s nothing worse than riding off the back. Whereas the pros have a team car to come scoop them up and take them back to get a massage, we were left to complete another lap by ourselves. We looked at it as just another training ride, but it was hard to overlook the snafu and the opportunity lost. After circling back around to the scene of the mishap on lap 1, we looked for the signage (or lack thereof). Sure enough, there was a small DARK GREEN sign with BLACK print, no larger than 10”x15” on the side of the road on a stake planted in some tall grass about 100 meter before the intersection saying “Go Right” or something to that effect. So unless you were scanning the side of the road for a camouflaged earth tone sign well before the turn (while you’re descending at 45mph), you were very likely to miss it.
Of course if I had pre-ridden the course, this would have been a non-issue. Yet in fairness to myself, I think that any course you’re paying money to compete on, should be 100% mindless. You should NEVER ever have to make a decision as to which way to turn. This isn’t adventure-racing after all. I’m obviously quite bitter about all this, and even more so the day after, now that I’ve checked the race results only to see that I handily beat the 2nd place guy by 5 spots in the previous week’s race. Despite our breakaway detour and subsequent 1.5 mile handicap, Andrew and I managed to finish 27/28 out of 60+ starters in the 4/5 race. So I can’t be too upset.
Another reality check came later in the day when I found out my friend Norman (guy in Brooklyn with the 953 IF) had broken his collar bone on a ride earlier that afternoon. So in contrast, my day was pretty darn good considering I walked away with my body intact. Get well soon Norman.
I’m hoping to fare a bit better this Saturday at the Union Grove road race, again up in Lancaster, PA. I’m not gonna “Babe Ruth it” and point to the podium, but I’ll be surprised to find myself out of the top 5. There should again be a large 60-70 rider field for this one.
Stay tuned.